Luang Namtha, Laos: January 2007
“Just make sure you don’t get hurt, the nearest adequate medical facilities are in Thailand and an airlift is quite expensive”. Tom's advice seemed almost parental.
I smiled wryly.
“I’m not joking, most of the medical facilities up here barely have soap.”
I knew Tom wasn’t kidding. He had provided nothing but good advice to me here. Tom was a native Laotian but spent most of his life in the US. I had met him by chance in the small city of Luang Namtha. He was spending his annual vacation with his family in the capital Vientiane. He explained that he often needed a vacation within a vacation; the life in Vientiane was vastly different than the countryside he grew in. He told me he enjoyed the simplicity of northern countryside as well as the reminder of how far Laos needed to come. From Vientiane Laos seemed to be growing like many other developing nations. But in the north the needs of Laos were greatly defined: unpaved roads unusable during the rainy season, children in rice fields rather than schools and live mine remnants of the Vietnamese war.
Tom worked in education and much of his time outside the US involved improving the Laos school system. Over the last few days he had narrated Laos at great lengths, from the birth of civilization on the Mekong to the current administrations grapples with corruption and incompetence. I was happy to meet him early in my trip as I’d underestimated the knowledge of English in Laos. I had entered Laos through southwest China and had found enough Mandarin speaking immigrants and tradesmen to reach easily. However, I did not look forward to education on Laos through the Mandarin language and Tom seemed the perfect guide.
I had rented a motorbike and intended to do a three day swing through the northeast corner of Laos. I had heard of a few noteworthy cities and decided to take my time reaching them, enjoying the freedom of a motorbike. While Tom and I explored the vicinity of Luang Namtha, Tom taught me a few key phrases in Laos but acted mostly as a lingual crutch.
I set off on my bike early in the morning. The road was decently paved and nearly deserted. In my first two hours I passed exactly one truck, it’s bed overloaded with people. The road carved through lush mountains, peaks rising at a sharp angle. Scattered settlements sat along the road, most of them having extended agricultural fields adjacent to them. About a half hour from reaching the nearest town I spotted a man and a women fussing with a motorcycle. Although I have very minimal knowledge of motorycycles, I stopped to see if they needed a hand. The man spoke in a thick Russian accent,
“We have run out of gas.”
We spoke for a while. He periodically stopped and translated in Thai to his wife. He explained he had been living in Thailand for the last 10 year and he and his wife were on holiday. They had rented the motorcycle in Thailand and were on their way back. He said their lack of Laos had made their experience frustrating and preferred their future holidays in Thailand.
“It just really limits our activities. And like now. How am I supposed to convince someone here to help a white man and a Thai women!”
He explained that Laotians weren’t particularly fond of Thais though could be sympathetic to Russians in light of their Cold War support(Laos today remains communist). I offered to siphon some gas into his tank. He seemed delighted but our joy was stopped short by our lack of siphoning tube. We searched through our bags and found nothing. After much discussion we decided only one logical solution: go the nearest home and ask for a tube.
His wife stayed with the bike and our things and we set out to the nearest home. I had just passed some homes a few miles back so I backtracked in that direction. We reached a very modest house with a thatched roof. The man started negotiations in Thai. This reached nowhere. He threw up his hands,
“the languages have some similarities giving you the impression you can use parts interchangeably, but as you see, you can’t."
We then spent the next 10 minutes miming the act of siphoning. Her yard was littered with various piles of trash. Some piles were plastics, wrappers and other highway litter. Other piles were organic and looked something like compost piles. We soon found a straw on the ground and indicated that we sought something like that, only longer. The womens face suddenly beamed; she understood exactly what we needed. She went in her house and returned with a hose perfectly suited for the job. We thanked her profusely(That is one Laos phrase I had mastered). The Russian reached into his pocket and pulled out a small pocket knife. He motioned for her to take it and now it was her turn to unleash thank you’s. As we headed back to the bike the Russian must have sensed my curiousity,
“In my years I have found that an exchange is much more beneficial and kind than monetary donations…Look how far away this place is. She could really benefit from that knife. If someone gives her money, what is she going to buy? Next time she goes into town she’ll buy some new gadget she’s never seen? And plus, if I give her money she will just go on expecting money everytime.”
I thought, “Well now she’s going to expect quality Russian knife all the time.” I declined to comment as we hopped on the bike. He sounded awfully presumptuous and supposing though I could see his points. If anything I gave him credit for thinking so deeply about it although it looked like he had gotten himself into similar situations as this one before.





